“YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS.”
“GET OFF MY LAWN !!”
“HEY QUILICI, TRY
HITTING THE BALL FOR A CHANGE.”
“TOPPS TOLD ME TO PUT MY HAND UP
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I’M YELLING,
BUT NOW IT’S STUCK.”
“GET THAT KID OFF THE FIELD …
NEVER MIND, IT’S MY NEPHEW, ROY.”
“PSSST, COME OVER HERE. … CAN
YOU KEEP A SECRET ?”
“YOU GO DOWN TWO BLOCKS
AND TURN LEFT, THEN …”
“HEY, THERE’S A BEE BUZZING AROUND
MY HEAD. … EEEK. … GET ’EM OUTTA HERE !”
“AIR RAID !! … HIT THE DECK.”
“IF THERE’S ONE THING I’VE LEARNED …
IF YOU’RE OUT OF WORK, NEVER TAKE
THE FIRST JOB THAT’S OFFERED.”
“HEY MOM, I’M OVER HERE.”
“HELP !! … I’M FEELING CAGED IN.”
“YODALAY HEE HO.”
“HEY CUTIE, MEET ME OUTSIDE
THE CLUBHOUSE AFTER THE GAME.”
“NOW LOOK, I’M TELLING YOU FOR THE
LAST TIME, THE PROFESSOR WOULD
HAVE GOTTEN THEM OFF THE ISLAND,
BUT THE SHOW WAS CANCELLED.”
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